[ Applause ]
Please be seated. You may calm down now. Thank you. Thank you very much. . Please...that's quite enough. Oh thank you... you're terribly kind, but please...knock-off the goddamn applause.
Formerly edited by the great Oulipist, Derek Pell, Le Scat Noir storms ahead into the future under the dogmatic leadership of the great helmsman Norman Conquest.
Heads have begun to roll as Mr. Conquest installs a new, improved editorial board packed with yes-persons—many of whom are, in fact, yes-women. It will thus come as no surprise that this publication will provide a showcase for new work by the artist himself, as well as rare items from the Conquest Archive.
In addition to this we'll continue to provide the high quality scat we're famous for.
So, as the Beuyscouts say, be prepared.
Happy Vee-Day!
